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刘宇龙
刘宇龙 2 өдрийн өмнө
鸽子覚得,卷髮王族應該加入反三合会,反共济会,反帝霸主意,反馬克主意,反白色恐怖主意,反蓝色恐怖主意,,,。 然後追查修女依莎貝主兇众,,,??。其實古前卷髮是惡人,而且很多謊言迷惑万物以及动物,动物看見卷髮説法,大多抱头逃亡,然後囗张開抽脛抖动後死亡,口吐白泡沫,,,??。 而且说-些修者众壞壞,但,,,教皇教宗众还是懐念旧众,卷髮和同胞男女,,,电椅,??,但,,,鸽子有先说过,不貞不孝无修者众心,,,??。 跟你们说个很厳肅的敲敲話喔,,,。 最先有銀行通火車,才一元喔??,比肯得雞还便宜的首創喔,而且大多都在喷水,比不上小費,街上也少有大鈔,而且善良好女性不多了,,,??。 对了,請问,是鋼铁人不爱他爹了,欲換東土说客商官众,不孝哪,不貞不孝丫,天哪,大不孝丫,就形成跨父说客分身而棄掉夸克父??,还是泡咩忘父母,公司也失去??,總規一論,東土知技術要奌重奌简易化,大衆做得出做的到,还是像最後購物多代後,再簽科技建设电廠,室内太阳能転換,再四处打电话洽谈,,,看多了,省省吧,跨父言論追夸克父,会不会夸克父被说客群挤退後,说客官众洽商机,,,??。 为什麽夸克父有事,東土还搞乱鸽子思緒,乱謅-堆??,是要取代成说客官众否,,,??。 天哪,鋼铁群不孝哪,不卫不孝哪,不要他爹了,,,??。 鸽子心停平板了,天哪,喔,麥,嘎,,,??,鸽子还想帮助隨时可吸波充心电能丫??,不孝丫?,下次夸克父構图心电能通下盘鳥鳥好了,直接电流失,,,天哪,大涅不孝丫??。 唉,所以最先助最没價值,當然一切先論也是述说後,-文不值,但,,,对聖修众可是最殘酷的貞實言,对-切金權没差,,,??。 哈哈,才一元,还好孫哥哥一佰,袁鄧毛可是有上兆元一張,夾在中間数字福蘭伪鈔多,,,才-元,对了,喷水池可以拿取嗎?,鸽子買金庫会快些,然後再存,存後再買金庫保险,然後再存,然後買地把金庫藏在地下,然後再存,然後買电子保险鎖,然後交致友保標幫開鎖数幣,点数後鎖上,,,?,因为,爪和翅啄嘴尖,不会開鎖,,,??,为什麼挾来邪地邪教处,,,??,对了,是不是基督长佬考驗鸽膽??,以前有義舉男女丫,都死了奶,,,?,为什麼挾来這儿丫?,逼論又作不出,还是用買賣的田僑仔習慣,,,丫??。 鸽子都説好話唷,但,好人不多,壞人多???,怎麽辨???,不如,,,壞人多,,,,,,,。 咦,叔叔,,,你,的,头,髮,,,怎,麼,有,,,,,白,头,髮??,会不会是,被咩群气急了??,選哪个咩好,,,??。史帝芬錫哥哥,在矛盾国一部电影内,多重人格案,从尸血少移尸,到海滩烤剩腿,一直到毒品,海軍盗,种族歧視还是很重吧,太阳室内聖诞科技组,,,就说拜科技太阳科学人众就好了,何必多种族又累人,,,?,探親飞到惡夢矛盾国,立馬惨亡又移尸加責枉,,,?至今久矣,还要麥克傑克演唱出旧史,,,??,,,。 美深署己脈缺体,怎麽察查,,,??,算了唄,修气洗髓重要,,,。 唉,天哪,天造涅,,,丫,??,不知是哪天???。
Ian Brannan
Ian Brannan 5 өдрийн өмнө
I hear the Hotel is the Wurst
Baby Boto
Baby Boto 13 өдрийн өмнө
It’s not a castle it’s a palace but yeah, they’re still parasites upon the U.K. tax payer.
Alex Guay
Alex Guay 15 өдрийн өмнө
How she reacted when trump visited...epic. that woman is a legend
Miguel Perez
Miguel Perez 16 өдрийн өмнө
Steven can do a really good posh accent
Peter Russo
Peter Russo 20 өдрийн өмнө
First sausage themed hotel? There’s a gay love hotel down the street that would like to have a word with you.
KVV4U7Z7R37SCHK3
KVV4U7Z7R37SCHK3 24 өдрийн өмнө
Very impressive accents btw!
Duribethin
Duribethin 25 өдрийн өмнө
Anyone else get a Metamucil ad during the queen's evacuation segment?
Robert Ric
Robert Ric 25 өдрийн өмнө
I think hater just click on the video dislike and move on without watching it! This was funny!
Sarah Kerrigan
Sarah Kerrigan Сарын өмнө
was not expecting that meanwhile. sausage hotel sounds like a really bad friday night.
TheRealHiboman
TheRealHiboman Сарын өмнө
There’s our favorite Sondheim fan!
NoName James
NoName James Сарын өмнө
...knockwurst?
Solariis TrippleEight
Solariis TrippleEight Сарын өмнө
he should be wearing a purple suit
Amelia Garcia
Amelia Garcia Сарын өмнө
Why does "the helps" name gotta be Maria? You know they don't have Latinos working in the Castle. Well...maybe in the kitchen 😂🤣😃
Eun Zhang
Eun Zhang Сарын өмнө
THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST MEANWHILEs
Deborah Hoffman
Deborah Hoffman Сарын өмнө
The Queen should plan her escape on the X-wing fighter. Better plan.
hobbicles28
hobbicles28 Сарын өмнө
Hey Claus Böbel, Is that a hotel? No, it’s a literal sausage party. Lol Haha Heehee Uh huh.
Alexis Williams
Alexis Williams Сарын өмнө
I could watch an entire segment of Stephen doing posh British accents. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
robin2012ism
robin2012ism Сарын өмнө
Yay for the art history joke.
Pat VelVet
Pat VelVet Сарын өмнө
Escape by yacht? 😁🤦‍♀️ the accent is so cute 😊
Adeena Adam
Adeena Adam Сарын өмнө
Of course, the Royal Family should escape first... why do they care about civilians in the country!
Jebooty
Jebooty Сарын өмнө
Jesus christ the queen is still alive
bisquitnspanky
bisquitnspanky Сарын өмнө
Jean-Michel Basquiat would love to hear about kids throwing cereal on his work!!! They should have left the cereal on there 😃
Irodoku Puzzle
Irodoku Puzzle Сарын өмнө
1333333 views!
XX 24
XX 24 Сарын өмнө
R.i.p
Remy Jones
Remy Jones Сарын өмнө
After doing zero research, I can conclude that Jay Z and Beyonce were the billionaire innquestion.
William Maurice
William Maurice 2 сарын өмнө
How is Delta still in business?
James Hubbell
James Hubbell 2 сарын өмнө
GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
Pegasus
Pegasus 2 сарын өмнө
Do not feel obligated to the British enterprise. The British plundered and murdered nearly a quarter of the world for their own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment?
Ivone de Figueiredo
Ivone de Figueiredo 2 сарын өмнө
Pointillism! Good one.
James Smithe
James Smithe 2 сарын өмнө
So when CBS blanks out his finger, do they think no one can figure out what he's doing?
hawkeye5955
hawkeye5955 2 сарын өмнө
From airborne sexual harassment to a sausage themed hotel in Germany. lol
Mark Dowse
Mark Dowse 2 сарын өмнө
First World problems............
Cheers Queers
Cheers Queers 2 сарын өмнө
Killing it with the accents in this video😂😂
COLOURED LIONESS
COLOURED LIONESS 2 сарын өмнө
Dont you just Love him?!?!? 😍😘
Em
Em 2 сарын өмнө
She's an old wrinkled funky white honky or should I say cave-dwelling caviar eating cracker
Caf3in3
Caf3in3 2 сарын өмнө
she's still alive ? she was old when i was a child and im 40
superhavi
superhavi 2 сарын өмнө
4:30 I know he said "Knackwurst" but I understood "Nacktwurst" (nude sausage). Well, I really don't want to pet your nude sausage!
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell 2 сарын өмнө
Combine the Sausage Hotel concept with the Airline hookup concept and see where that story goes....
Dana Bennett
Dana Bennett 2 сарын өмнө
That so-called picture of Jean-Michel Basquiat? He died at age 28 (not 54!!!) in 1988!!! Geez, Stephen, wake up your producer!
misium
misium 2 сарын өмнө
Plane crush! Ha. Really? Nobody sees it? Crush? Crash?
Lela Kovarik
Lela Kovarik 2 сарын өмнө
I know how to restore paintings.
Monique Ruriha
Monique Ruriha 2 сарын өмнө
Focus in the Hugh successful USA President in Texas talk talk about the successful as always our President has in everything that he does, like soon your stupid and garbage show will be DOWN
Adrian Goldsmith
Adrian Goldsmith 2 сарын өмнө
Uou cxxx
Ph@tMantv
Ph@tMantv 2 сарын өмнө
I would love to see those filthy inbreeding child molesting greedy crooked royals get chased out of Britian TARRED and feathered.
Vi W
Vi W 2 сарын өмнө
As a Brit, I'm fed up of Brexit which is a travesty and the over 65s who voted it in put us in this positiin. As for the so called "royals", they can take a cruise off the planet and go to Pluto and rule there because I despise the concept of "royalty".
Jemppu
Jemppu 2 сарын өмнө
I'm watching this over and over: Stephens impressions are so DELICIOUS!
HENRY THE RC CAR
HENRY THE RC CAR 2 сарын өмнө
👂 👈 🤔
Reverend Howl
Reverend Howl 2 сарын өмнө
England can keep her, she probably wouldn't be welcome in an independant Scotland, independant but equal IN the EU.
Sunny
Sunny 2 сарын өмнө
As a german I am actually surprised there wasn't a sausage themed hotel before...
Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots
Queen Duncan Donut Of Scots 2 сарын өмнө
Lol
Burnell Browne
Burnell Browne 2 сарын өмнө
at least ENGLAND doesn't have trump helping out?
Julian Porter
Julian Porter 2 сарын өмнө
It’s tough sharing your country with 52% of racist morons .......
jcllings
jcllings 2 сарын өмнө
I'm waiting for this communist to say something funny. Still waiting...
George Chiqovani
George Chiqovani 2 сарын өмнө
OMG a video laden with accents :D me liky
pkunkbwok
pkunkbwok 2 сарын өмнө
your MOTHER'S a sausage hotel!
DoctorWeeTodd
DoctorWeeTodd 2 сарын өмнө
My Uncle met his wife when they were seated next to each other on a plane the first time they entered the United States.
DoctorWeeTodd
DoctorWeeTodd 2 сарын өмнө
+Cs Mitchell Ha. I wish I was that clever. No they were immigrating to America.
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell 2 сарын өмнө
"entered the United States"....is that a euphamism?
Rae Lynn
Rae Lynn 2 сарын өмнө
My son and I are so addicted to the MEANWHILE, that we've started to use the word every time was want to talk about something that's not politics. Thank you Stephen for giving us even more to talk about!
January Baby
January Baby 2 сарын өмнө
So guys arent allowed to write their phone numbers on a napkin and give it to a girl now? That's deemed sexual harassment? Howabout everyone who thinks that's sexual harassment goes and lives in their own little country and the rest of us can live in the real world where people are allowed to have fun, take risks and laugh it all off.
Jean Roch
Jean Roch 2 сарын өмнө
That was one crazy ass segment ! Some days it feels like we're living in a Mel Brooks movie 🤣
Pyro gaming
Pyro gaming 2 сарын өмнө
Meanwhile we still have a queen in 2019 I thought we drooped the idea like 300 years ago.
Daemoncles RatHeir
Daemoncles RatHeir 2 сарын өмнө
In a Hole in the Ground There Lived a Hobbit and His Triumphant Chariot of Antimony: "Boulli, fowl, and cheese, all around. Bring a bottle Bordeaux and leave it parked and napkins for our collars. For the "Not-Nows," the crestfallen of a name and no insignia, to the Big Energy and the U.S.A...Usher forth the maths and sciences, where etiquette is a parchment! These attainers are old by centuries. Heap on a double helping and also make it an espresso to go" Why suffer a painful etiquette, a burden of great responsibility, and a neverending light of another's or all eyes in one's privacy when it can be left to those who would take them? If there is no need there is no game, and if there is no game there in no need. It is one thing to own valuable information and another to have to enforce with it or apply it in need.
rpbsjy
rpbsjy 2 сарын өмнө
News flash: they sold the Royal Yacht Britannia a long time ago to 'save money'...
EbbWeaver
EbbWeaver 2 сарын өмнө
Man it's pretty easy to tear down something you don't have a better answer for. I think the plane idea is funny. Let's not think about how much more we're stuck in our own world and how much our generations are having a hard time meeting people. He doesn't get it because he's an old piece of Liberal trash bandwagoning any idea he can tear down for attention. What a terrible person this guy is.
Chase
Chase 2 сарын өмнө
I wish I had the money to buy a vegan I know a round trip to stay at this hotel!
Liana Lanteigne
Liana Lanteigne 2 сарын өмнө
I’m good staying out of that hotel… I’m vegetarian
Michele
Michele 2 сарын өмнө
Elizabeth is badass! She will be ok. 💛🤜
calkinsb0713
calkinsb0713 2 сарын өмнө
Regicide!
Jeroen Tel
Jeroen Tel 2 сарын өмнө
@ 4:30 twitter.com/hashtag/wurstkoffer It was bound to be! Haha! XD
Jeroen Tel
Jeroen Tel 2 сарын өмнө
There will be no Brexit, but if it somehow would happen, the escape plan at least saves some art! Don't under-estimate the Tudors... meanwhile... ;-) Let "them" ride the waves! IF it would happen, which is quickly becoming very doubtful, now, given the general opinion of the British (among whom I have many friend in all the classes they possess)... She is never in a hurry, nor should she! With her track-record it's not quite nice to make fun of HER... Make more fun of her off-spring; That would be way more appropriate and I'm sure she would laugh about it, too, because she really *was* active in the 2nd World War against a true oppressor, Hitler. Just like the one you fight so well against with your absolute cunning wit and knowledge, Sir Colbert! Please don't compare her to ... let's just say "that!"... She has her good place in the world and she eats her dinner from Tupperware boxes (not kidding)
U.S.WouldVladTheImPeeholeU4Greed
U.S.WouldVladTheImPeeholeU4Greed 2 сарын өмнө
the queen is evil
I Created An Account For This
I Created An Account For This 2 сарын өмнө
It's clear the Coke marketing people who came up with that stupid campaign have never flown economy.
Noopur Raval
Noopur Raval 2 сарын өмнө
Sausage guy is Dwight
Veloflex
Veloflex 2 сарын өмнө
Oh glorious Germany, done it again
pop5678eye
pop5678eye 2 сарын өмнө
My guess is that it's not the Queen who needs to worry about her security when Brexit throws the UK into chaos. The Houses of Parliament will likely need to be guarded by the entire British military that day.
John Larkin
John Larkin 2 сарын өмнө
Meanwhile tell me (US) something about Fukushima that isn't apocalyptic in nature. I betcha can't. P.S The world needs to step up a fix that problem. Whatever it takes. JUST SAYING!
captlaserrage
captlaserrage 2 сарын өмнө
I remember reading ages back that the Queen's yacht can serve as a mobile command-centre in the event of the British Isles being nuked, and that the evacuation plan going into the north sea on that yacht has always been a contingency.
Tramaine Terrance
Tramaine Terrance 2 сарын өмнө
Hello, Humans. “You talking to me?” Taxi Driver, 1976 Fun fact: Robert DeNiro improvised this line. The script only said "Travis speaks to himself in the mirror" so DeNiro took some liberties and was ultimately successful.
North Pittman
North Pittman 2 сарын өмнө
Look at all the cry baby's in the comments
adrienne gellman
adrienne gellman 2 сарын өмнө
Jean-Michel Basquiat was a drug addict.He died of an overdose
ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ 2 сарын өмнө
Дайте мне поесть, у меня медведь в нефть превратился, это всё пиндосы воноваты!!! (Люблю вас, пиндосики)
ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ 2 сарын өмнө
Вы серьёзно? У американцев даже новости это комедия? Почему вы такие весёлые, ай да ну и ладно, медведя покормить надо, медведя кормлю а есть нечего. Завтра будет тепло "-30' надо будет поехать на танке в магазин, и кстати, вы не видели мою шапку ушанку, я её где-то в америке потеряла?ㅇㅡㅇ
ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ 2 сарын өмнө
Cs Mitchell hahahaha, and i'm a stupid russian. if you want I can try to translate it for you
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell 2 сарын өмнө
+ᅳ바보ᅳ I believe that you misunderstand what I am doing. I was making a joke. I do not speak or read Russian. For me, seeing your comment (Cryllic?) makes no sense to me. I am not trying to make fun of you, I was making more fun of myself. (I have no idea what your comment says at all, that's kind of what makes it somewhat funny. I'm just a dumb American being silly)
ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ 2 сарын өмнө
Cs Mitchell and here there is nothing to believe, just a few stereotypes about us (Russians)
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell 2 сарын өмнө
+ᅳ바보ᅳ maybe I should have said, I can't believe a word I'm seeing....
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell 2 сарын өмнө
+ᅳ바보ᅳ lol....you just killed my joke with your reply.....
TheMrVengeance
TheMrVengeance 2 сарын өмнө
I'm just curious,.. but is it really that bad to give someone your number? Like, if you're not interested, you throw it away?
LIFE WITH MEVA
LIFE WITH MEVA 2 сарын өмнө
this was hilarious 😂😂😂
Claire Bear
Claire Bear 2 сарын өмнө
WE STAN STEPHEN
Deborah Roby
Deborah Roby 2 сарын өмнө
Brexit refers to the UK. Not England. Come on I expect better from you. Xxx
Rocky Lion
Rocky Lion 2 сарын өмнө
What happened to when this guy was funny??? Who writes for him? Brutal! Go back to Colbert report when you were funny. #yousuck
J.T. B
J.T. B 2 сарын өмнө
Deep state tool
Chris M
Chris M 2 сарын өмнө
The queen low-key look like Ken Jeong on that pic 😂🤣
Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia 2 сарын өмнө
Ok I've been watching this show for while and I have noticed that there is one audience members laugh that always stands out. You can hear it at 4:35 really clear. That laugh is in every episode is that audience member a regular or work there? Just something my ear caught over time.
Son of a Gun
Son of a Gun 2 сарын өмнө
we dont care about the queen. that meat place was more interesting
Doorhenge
Doorhenge 2 сарын өмнө
Delta attempting to fight the METOO movement and how its stifled our inner pervert.
Kinga Kristóf
Kinga Kristóf 2 сарын өмнө
Mr Colbert you're killing it with the accents.
astaraelsget
astaraelsget 2 сарын өмнө
That sausage hotel better be pet-friendly
Jaxon K
Jaxon K 2 сарын өмнө
the wurst business plan
Meredith Sexton
Meredith Sexton 2 сарын өмнө
XD XD XD XD XD XD
The Prime Suspect
The Prime Suspect 2 сарын өмнө
Orange man bad
BenderRodriguez10
BenderRodriguez10 2 сарын өмнө
That hotel is decorated with actual meatbags.
yidingcao
yidingcao 2 сарын өмнө
Stephen’s British accent though. lol
Piotr Swat
Piotr Swat 2 сарын өмнө
Hey! You better believe it!
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